3 posts tagged “cock”
Last week, I realised that two of the best things ever were cocktails and cake. (Go on - try and argue.) What could be better than a blog about both? Nothing else! Just cake and cocktails and more cake and more cocktails. I'll be making them and eating and drinking and buying and generally getting drunk with frosting all over me.
I can't think of anything better.
So if you want to come and read all about cocktails and cake (Which in my head will always be known as Cake Tales and Cock - thank you Matt!) then you can read it here. It's going to be very good, so you should.
"I do believe that after a week of smoking crack and eating very little aside from cock and a Caesar salad, part of my brain was altered."
My Hospital Club editor Stewart Who? (yes, complete with question mark) wrote this in an article this morning. I laughed so hard tea came out of my nose.
Today, Dean said this to me:
"You really need to find a dude of decent height and with a working cock."
That may be the most insightful thing anyone has ever said to me.
He's a secret genius that boy.
